catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

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brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

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wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

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finedineonmyvegangenitalia:

alloftheveganfood:

finedineonmyvegangenitalia:

this precious babe still needs a foster/forever home / if yr in the chicago area & you are looking to foster/adopt plz let me know you can find bev’s full story here:http://loveyourchaos.tumblr.com/post/90206903766

Please signal boost or let me know on this blog or my main blog if you’re able to foster or offer a forever home to this wonderfully sweet pup. If you’d like to donate to Bev’s current housing fund, please do so here. I appreciate all of the signal boosting and support so incredibly much. Let’s find this cutie a home!

so we’d been hoping that maybe it’d be a possibility for bev to move in w us once we moved into our new, more spacious apartment but we’ve decided that that’s not a realistic possibility due to elvie / as some of you may know we adopted elvie back in february & have been dealing w their aggression issues since / though their aggression issues have gotten so much better (thanks to medication & training & lots of love) elvie & bev’s personalities do not mesh well / we were hoping things would work out so that bev would have a permanent, loving home w us & so that elvie would have a fellow pup companion that they could learn from (in terms of playing, loving, just dog stuff that they never got to learn as a puppy before we had adopted them) so we got them together to see how things might be between the two of them / bev really wanted elvie to be a playmate & this is not something that elvie was interested in at all (elvie gets v defensive) thus elvie started growling & air snapping & then bev responded negatively to that & then fights just kept breaking out / we know that neither of us are knowledgeable enough on elvie’s aggression w such a playful pup or breaking up dog fights to be able to adopt bev into our family / i’m reblogging this bc bev still needs a forever home & we’re not sure where else to turn anymore / bev is such a sweet, intelligent & loving pup / they are potty trained (will possibly need a bit of reinforcement as they have been staying somewhere that their allowed to go potty inside of), up to date on all of their vaccinations, food motivated & easily trainable (they’ve literally learned things we’ve asked of them after the 1st time) / their fur is growing back in so nicely & they love to be pet & just lounge around w their human on a couch, play fetch or just lay & chew on a kong / plz sb this & plz feel welcome to message me if you have any questions or are interested in adopting this wonderful pup / tysm

finedineonmyvegangenitalia:

alloftheveganfood:

finedineonmyvegangenitalia:

this precious babe still needs a foster/forever home / if yr in the chicago area & you are looking to foster/adopt plz let me know
you can find bev’s full story here:
http://loveyourchaos.tumblr.com/post/90206903766

Please signal boost or let me know on this blog or my main blog if you’re able to foster or offer a forever home to this wonderfully sweet pup. If you’d like to donate to Bev’s current housing fund, please do so here. I appreciate all of the signal boosting and support so incredibly much. Let’s find this cutie a home!

so we’d been hoping that maybe it’d be a possibility for bev to move in w us once we moved into our new, more spacious apartment but we’ve decided that that’s not a realistic possibility due to elvie / as some of you may know we adopted elvie back in february & have been dealing w their aggression issues since / though their aggression issues have gotten so much better (thanks to medication & training & lots of love) elvie & bev’s personalities do not mesh well / we were hoping things would work out so that bev would have a permanent, loving home w us & so that elvie would have a fellow pup companion that they could learn from (in terms of playing, loving, just dog stuff that they never got to learn as a puppy before we had adopted them) so we got them together to see how things might be between the two of them / bev really wanted elvie to be a playmate & this is not something that elvie was interested in at all (elvie gets v defensive) thus elvie started growling & air snapping & then bev responded negatively to that & then fights just kept breaking out / we know that neither of us are knowledgeable enough on elvie’s aggression w such a playful pup or breaking up dog fights to be able to adopt bev into our family / i’m reblogging this bc bev still needs a forever home & we’re not sure where else to turn anymore / bev is such a sweet, intelligent & loving pup / they are potty trained (will possibly need a bit of reinforcement as they have been staying somewhere that their allowed to go potty inside of), up to date on all of their vaccinations, food motivated & easily trainable (they’ve literally learned things we’ve asked of them after the 1st time) / their fur is growing back in so nicely & they love to be pet & just lounge around w their human on a couch, play fetch or just lay & chew on a kong / plz sb this & plz feel welcome to message me if you have any questions or are interested in adopting this wonderful pup / tysm

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tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

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sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

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fatassvegan:

samiee1234:

DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!!
I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

Signal boosting for all my dog lovers!

fatassvegan:

samiee1234:

DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!!
I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

Signal boosting for all my dog lovers!

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You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

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