May 2013
thebeautyofsoundd:
kindest-laugh:
If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
purplefridge:
heterophobia is not the solution to homophobia
skinnyshaming is not the solution to fatshaming
“reverse racism” is not the solution to racism
misandry is not the solution to misogyny
don’t fight fire with fire, it’s called “equality” for a reason!!!
the-walking-superwholock:
hipssway-lipslie:
obviously-bored:
gosiowo:
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
its getting better with time
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
tulililli:
reblogthings:
lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is
3 tags
So I was watching a movie with my parents, and there was this kinky bit where the girl was saying “Am I a bad girl? Should I be punished?” And I was so uncomfortable, watching this with my parents, that I just started cracking up, and it got so bad that my parents had to pause the movie for a little while.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
rhydonmyhardon:
*triumphantly pulls snapback out of top hat* do you believe in swagic?
epic-humor:
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
X
castielhasthephoneb0x:
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
jadeita:
my fondest memory of science class in school was when a boy wanted to see ‘how hot fire was’ and then put a thermometer into an open bunsen burner which promptly exploded and everyone started screaming saying they would die from mercury poisoning
opeeta:
watch-so-much-tv:
lailalilac:
ozzyosborntodie:
i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
fckinshitup:
i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
why are you so amazing
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
I hate my friends
zigzagzoe:
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
Watch25cisco25:
pkmnbreederethan:
puddletumbles:
enenkay:
itscarororo:
tada4ever:
tessasclockworkangel:
darnni:
i seriously applaud this guy
what is really sad is that no other student has the fucking guts to back him up
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
dude should teach the class himself tbh
Everyone should know that right before this video was taken, he raised his hand and asked the teacher...
itbekaleb:
thekingsofliam:
WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!!
OMFG R U FCKN SERIOUSSSS????????? IM SO GUNNA PAUZE IT NOW***le pause @ 00:30****
uh hey harrie
wot do u know???
BUTT I DINT DO ANYTHING????
WOT IS GOIN ON???????
I don’t even know what i laughed hardest at, just everything, from the porn being in another tab to his reactions and the comments i...
happybex:
She wears I wear She’s and I’m Dreaming bout the day when you That what you’re lookin’ for has been If you could see that I’m the one who Been here all along so why can’t you see? You
